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Remember:  A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he's fallen asleep in front of a television.  Later, will wake up in front of a television, but not remember his dream.

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date.

When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy.  Year's later, I realized it was not a spider, it was my uncle Harold.